Laflin, Duane: Duane's Comedy Lists ©1994 Duane Laflin, Laflin's Magic and Silks, CO Softcover, comb-bound, 8.5x11", 56 pages

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Comments: Over 250 One-liners such as, "why is abbreviated such a long word?" and "You know you are getting old when you can find your way around, but don't feel like going."

Contents (from book, updated June 2019):

3 Introduction
5 Sources
6 How To Use The Book
7 Two Warmups
9 Questions That Are Hard To Answer: 26 of them
12 You Know It Is A Small Town When: 8 one liners
13 How To Handle Stress: 22
14 You Know You Need To Diet When: 7
15 Ten Ways To Waste Time: 10
18 You Know You Are Getting Old When: 17
21 The Big Lie: 15
23 Traits Of A Real Daddy: 11
25 A Dumbbell Is: 6
26 An Egotist: 8
28 Reasons For Hanging On To Junk: 14
31 You Know You Are In Trouble When: 10
33 Excuses For Being Late: 8
35 Excuses For Missing School: 6
36 A Budget: 8
38 Useless Information: 15
40 Terms For Being Crazy: 10
41 The Optimist: 7
43 The Pessimist: 6
44 Advice: 7
45 Losing Weight: 8
46 You Know Your Marriage Is In Trouble When: 6
48 Going To Heaven: 7
50 Moron Jokes: 6
51 A Wimp: 6
52 Hen Pecked Husbands And Rooster Bitten Wives: 8
54 Love Is: 10
55 Outrageous Song Titles: 8
56 Final Words